Great Drinking Quotes

“Alco­hol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra

“Back in my rummy days, I would trem­ble and shake for hours upon aris­ing. It was the only exer­cise I got.” – W. C. Fields

“Here’s to alco­hol: the cause of, and solu­tion to, all of life’s prob­lems.” – Homer Simpson

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor with­out hold­ing on.” – Dean Martin

“There can’t be good liv­ing where there is not good drink­ing.”– Ben­jamin Franklin

“I don’t care how lib­er­ated this world becomes — a man will always be judged by the amount of alco­hol he can con­sume — and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.” – Doug Cough­lin (Cocktail)

“I never drink any­thing stronger than gin before break­fast.” – W. C. Fields

“My rule of life pre­scribed as an absolutely sacred rite smok­ing cig­ars and also the drink­ing of alco­hol before, after and if need be dur­ing all meals and in the inter­vals between them.” – Win­ston Churchill

“Some­times when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the work­ers in the brew­ery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shat­tered. Then I say to myself, “It is bet­ter that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be self­ish and worry about my liver.” – Jack Handy

“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and fur­ther­more always carry a small snake.” – W. C. Fields

“It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the cour­tesy to thank her for it.” – W. C. Fields

“I feel sorry for peo­ple who don’t drink. They wake up in the morn­ing and that’s the best they are going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

“You can’t be a real coun­try unless you have a beer and an air­line… it helps if you have some kind of a foot­ball team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” – Frank Zappa

“The prob­lem with the world is that every­one is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trou­ble is, I can’t remem­ber if it’s the thir­teenth or the four­teenth.” – George Burns

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Sorry I’m Late Guys

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Lego Arcade Stop-Motion

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Improv Everywhere Mp3 Experiment

The Mp3 exper­i­ment by art group Improv Every­where is another extra­or­di­nary flash mob. The mis­sion in this exper­i­ment is, every­one down­loads a mp3 file and starts lis­ten­ing to it at the same loca­tion at the same time. The mp3 file gives you orders, which every­one fol­lows and there­fore cre­ates a col­lab­o­ra­tiv yet unique art performance.

Find more at the Improv Every­where chan­nel on youtube.

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Crips and Bloods: Made in America

Doc­u­men­tary about gang wars in Los Ange­les by Stacy Per­alta, a film maker (respon­si­ble for Dog­town & Z-Boys and Rid­ing Giants) and for­mer skate­board pro.

The Streets — He’s Behind You, He’s Got Swine Flu

Nice Zom­bie Video for The Streets.

I Fixed It

More at “There i Fixed It”

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Microsoft You are Not Funny

Tip: Play them all simul­ta­ne­ously. It makes no dif­fer­ence in understanding.

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