Them Thangs

Pre­pare your­self for my web­site of the year: THEM THANGS

As I dis­cov­ered this fan­tas­tic piece of art, I lit­er­ally spent hours in front of the screen, brows­ing this most awe­some col­lec­tion of images ever, soak­ing up so much inspiration.

Seri­ously, this page holds every­thing you were ever look­ing for: bones, guns, cars, bikes, ladies, women, nud­ists, drugs, action, sci­ence, reli­gion, occultism, art, pho­tog­ra­phy, books, ani­mals, stars, celebri­ties, rac­ing, war, gangs, crime, vio­lence, nature, music, sports, gore, fash­ion, quotes, his­tory, viet­nam, skulls, rock’n’roll, fun, sex, shoes, alco­hol, sun­glasses, mag­a­zines, movies, girls and lots more!

The best thing? It’s not just one sin­gle page! Here are all the pages in this fine piece of art so far:

• PARALLEL PARKED IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
• …ONE FALSE MOVE…
• TOO WEIRD TO LIVE, TOO RARE TO DIE
• UP ALL NIGHT, GOT DEMONS TO FIGHT
• MAGGOTS IN THE EYE OF LOVE
• A PASSION FOR PROCRASTINATION
• YOUR KISS SO SWEET. YOUR SWEAT SO SOUR.
• YOUR HEART IS MY PINATA.
• LET’S CATCH UP, TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF, STARE AT EACHOTHER
• EVERYBODY’S GOT A PLAN TIL’ THEY GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE
• SUDDENLY,.. COMPLETELY
• ALL THE MANNERS THAT I’VE BEEN TAUGHT HAVE SLOWLY DIED AWAY
• YOU ARE THE QUARRY
• Fuck Your Theories
• Fuck Your Theories
• Fuck Your Theories

I guess, this list gives you an idea of what I’m talk­ing about…

The site is appar­ently a project of graphic artist, ani­ma­tor and art direc­tor Justin Blyth, so thanks a bunch for the mindfuck!

Twitter Penis Comparison

epenis.nl cal­cu­lates your e-Penis length from data col­lected from your twit­ter account. As you can clearly see, pardn_my_french has a big­ger penis than roor2004, which is the twit­ter account of pardon-my-french.net author Habi.

Online while being offline

Spiegel online, 22.11.09

Das Inter­net ist das dig­i­tale Herz der glob­al­isierten Welt. Aus diesem Netz kom­men wir nicht mehr her­aus. Selbst wenn wir offline sind, sind wir drin­nen — und wer­den es auch bleiben. Von Suhrkamp-Autor Ste­fan Münker.

http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/0,1518,661748,00.html

Same Face in Every Picture

How to correctly pronounce whisky names

Ronald Leine / aboutpixel.de

Sit­ting in an orig­i­nal sco­tish pub and you, a wannabe whisky con­nois­seur, would like to order some of the local scotch brands to look impres­sive. After you placed your order, every­one around you will know you’re just a poser. The rea­son? Your tourist pro­noun­ci­a­tion. So what can you do to stop embarass­ing your­self and your company?

Exactly for this sit­u­a­tion, some guys cre­ated a page with sound­files of cor­rectly pro­nounced whisky names.

There you go…

Show Jumping

Next from Aus­tralia: Ken Burns on Gen­tle Fred.

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We love Russia!

Here a video which proofs the spirit of the great­est nations of all: Russia.

Fol­low their exam­ple France!

Joko als Porno-Praktikant

So, hier jetzt ein bißchen Porno-Content:

Mit MTV kann man ja lei­der muskitech­nisch nichts nicht mehr viel anfan­gen, dafür haben Sie sich abseits von US-Comic-Serien jetzt auch wieder auf ser­iöses Enter­tain­ment fokussiert. Bei MTV Home (fre­itags, 21 Uhr) ergab sich daraus auch passend das For­mat “Mein frei­williges asoziales Jahr” des Pro­tag­o­nis­ten Joko.

In diesem Fall ist Joko für einen Tag der Prak­tikant der deutschen Porno-Darstellerin Vivian Schmitt auf der Erotik-Messe Venus. Was man da alles im “daily busi­ness” zu erledi­gen hat, sieht man hier bei einer ungeschmink­ten Reportage über den harten All­tag in einer der (im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes) härtesten Branchen weltweit:

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