It’s the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it

Posted: December 9th, 2009 | Author: Habi | Filed under: Movies | Tags: , , | No Comments »

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                                 VINCENT (OS)

                       What the fuck's goin' on here?

        Yolanda WHIPS her gun toward the stranger.

        VINCENT, by the bathroom, has his gun out, dead-aimed at

        Yolanda.

                                  JULES

                       It's cool, Vincent!  It's cool!

                       Don't do a goddamn thing.  Yolanda,

                       it's cool baby, nothin's changed.

                       We're still just talkin',

                            (to Pumpkin)

                       Tell her we're still cool.

                                  PUMPKIN

                       It's cool, Honey Bunny, we're still

                       cool.

                                  VINCENT

                            (gun raised)

                       What the hell's goin' on, Jules?

                                  JULES

                       Nothin' I can't handle.  I want you

                       to just hang back and don't do shit

                       unless it's absolutely necessary.

                                  VINCENT

                       Check.

                                  JULES

                       Yolanda, how we doin, baby?

                                  YOLANDA

                       I gotta go pee!  I want to go home.

                                  JULES

                       Just hang in there, baby, you're

                       doing' great,  Ringo's proud of you

                       and so am I.  It's almost over,

                            (to Pumpkin)

                       Now I want you to go in that bag

                       and find my wallet.

                                  PUMPKIN

                       Which one is it?

                                  JULES

                       It's the one that says Bad

                       Motherfucker on it.

        Pumpkin looks in the bag and -- sure enough -- there's a

        wallet with "Bad Motherfucker" embroidered on it.

                                  JULES

                       That's my bad motherfucker.  Now

                       open it up and take out the cash.

                       How much is there?

                                  PUMPKIN

                       About fifteen hundred dollars.

                                  JULES

                       Put it in your pocket, it's yours.

                       Now with the rest of them wallets

                       and the register, that makes this a

                       pretty successful little score.

                                  VINCENT

                       Jules, if you give this nimrod

                       fifteen hundred buck, I'm gonna

                       shoot 'em on general principle.

                                  JULES

                       You ain't gonna do a goddamn thing,

                       now hang back and shut the fuck up.

                       Besides, I ain't givin' it to him.

                       I'm buyin' somethin' for my money.

                       Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?

                                  PUMPKIN

                       What?

                                  JULES

                       Your life.  I'm givin' you that

                       money so I don't hafta kill your

                       ass.  You read the Bible?

                                  PUMPKIN

                       Not regularly.

                                  JULES

                       There's a passage I got memorized.

                       Ezekiel 25:17.  ...

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