Useless Office Skills

Maybe this will come in handy some day: When you for­got your girl­friends birth­day you can play her Happy Birth­day on your phone.

Happy Birth­day
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Auld Lang Syne
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Frere Jacques
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Mary Had a Lit­tle Lamb
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Some more use­less office skills. http://www.jlc.net/~useless/telsongs.html

The Big Lebowski Fucking Short Version

Best Sex Scene in a Movie Ever

A scene from french movie Del­i­catessen (Wikipedia, IMDB) with a nice way to show (or rather not show) sex.

Thomas Edison on Steroids

This is Dr. Naka­Mats, who holds the world record for the great­est num­ber of inven­tions. He is respon­si­ble for over 3000 inven­tions includ­ing the floppy disc, CD and DVD, the karaōke machine, taxime­ter and many more.
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More Remi Gaillard Crazyness

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Rabbit vs. Hunter

Another genius video clip by french film maker Remi Gail­lard:

Blamma! Blamma! — Collide Sparks

Nice song and awe­some clip by Blamma! Blamma!
http://www.vimeo.com/3713171
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Valve Portal: The Flash Version

If you dont know what Por­tal is, watch the trailer:

In case you’ve already heard about it:

Here comes the flash ver­sion. Have fun!

There is a hole in the sky through which you can fly. Think with portals!